The Aurorasphere 0.o

F***ing things up since July, 1991.

Aurora's Mutterings

(1/2/09) Teh Acceptance Letter:(Bursts into the room excitedly) OMG, Teh Epic has occurred! Listen hither, fellow maniacs!Dear Aurora of Crescent:Though you have managed to creep us out sufficiently with your impressive creepiness, it is our pleasure as members of this Board of Admissions to accept your application to the University of Yuri. Please do not harm our families or our various acquaintances. Furthermore, be sure to fill out every menial housing/meal/scratch-your-ass application that we spam your mailbox with for amusement purposes, and complete all proficiency tests that we generally force incoming freshmen to do as a similarly amusing hazing ritual.This institution has been royally screwing with the collective perception of the nation for fifty-some-odd straight years, and we are pleased that you have selected our humble torture chambers to dwell within for the next monotonous four (if you’re lucky, 8+ if you’re not) years of your life. We have also taken the liberty of sending you a postcard informing you where the hell we are located, as you’ve probably only based your small-minded decision to apply solely on our mascot of Natsuki Kruger and Kuga Natsuki making out. You maniac.Regards,Comeith Hither,Dean of Very Important Individuals and Affiliated Titles that Don’t Actually Mean a Goddamn Thing but the Capital Letters Confuse People into Thinking We’re More Important than We Really Are so We Use a Freaking Lot of Them in a Vain Attempt to Outdo One Another.HAHAHAH!! (Cackles triumphantly) Thanks to whomever crossed their fingers for me or broke someone else’s leg to get me in! I totally owe you guys something Epic that I will never deliver on! XD Hmm, let's start checking things off...1.) The prestigious University of Yuri ACCEPTED2.) The ever-elusive Cal State: Yaoi ACCEPTED3.) The extremely selective FanGirl Prep NO REPLY YET4.) The world-class FanFictioneer Community College ACCEPTED5.) The state-of-the-art Hentai U NO REPLY YET6.) The widely respected U of Ecchi NO REPLY YET7.) The highly regarded Amorous Tech NO REPLY YET8.) The elite Anime Institute of Anime ACCEPTED9.) The very competitive School of Muse NO REPLY YET10.) The fondly thought of Plot Bunny Conservatory ACCEPTED11.) The world-renown University of the Perverted (U Perv) NO REPLY YETEgad! In the immortal words of my YouTube friend Kago, “What the fuck!?” Colleges are less discerning than even I anticipated. O.0 This is a sign of a declining economy, I believe. We should all be freaking screaming now… Bwahaha, I'm innnn! ...The fools. >;-{O

ZOMG, it's College! <:OOnce upon a time, Aurora's Muse decided that her servant had to go to college.Muse: You must go to University. The Muse’s student was stunned.Aurora: B-but I can't read! <:OMuse: I don’t care! You must go to University! But where would the Muse’s servant go? Aurora: *numbly* Where do you want me to go? Muse: *wearing a creepy smile* Funny you should ask… The Muse deposited a list of Universities that the Muse approved of on her servant’s lap. 1.) The prestigious University of Yuri2.) The ever-elusive Cal State: Yaoi3.) The extremely selective FanGirl Prep4.) The world-class FanFictioneer Community College5.) The state-of-the-art Hentai U6.) The widely respected U of Ecchi7.) The highly regarded Amorous Tech8.) The elite Anime Institute of Anime9.) The very competitive School of Muse10.) The fondly thought of Plot Bunny Conservatory11.) The world-renown University of the Perverted (U Perv)

Aurora: *ironically* I sense a theme here.The Muse rounded on her servant.Muse: Don't make me punish you again...Aurora: *blushes and gulps* I'll, um, make the arrangements.

University of YuriTransfer Pending...

SiS Friends! ^o~ FanFiction.Net did delete Mai Otome: Series in Seconds this morning, for those that aren’t aware. I decided to relocate it to, well, right here! XD For those that have retained interest in this fic, chapter four was kind of startled by this transition, so I have to go coax it out of hiding… and beg my Muse not to feel affronted by being given the boot. (Snicker snicker) So, enjoy the re-post. I have no way of replying to chapter three’s reviews because they got deleted, dammit! (Pulls own hair out) T_T …Great. And now I’m bald. (Goes off to sulk) --Aurora((Vanilla Slash))