What’s this? O.o Why, a missive from my next destination, Teh University of California: Yuri, of course! >:D I shall a-open it! 8)
Dear Aurora of Crescent:
With the assignment of roommates soon to take place here at the University of California: Yuri, the Department of Student Housing would again like to remind future residents what is NOT allowed in our residence halls. The follow is banned, unless specifically supervised by a professor:
There shall be no lemons and there shall be no limes. There will be no PWP or SI. OneShots, TwoShots, and LongShots alike shall be henceforth disbanded, or the perpetrators shall be DeadShot. Should one attempt to formulate a Mary-Sue on these premises, there shall be Character Death, and it sure won’t be canon. AU, OC, and OOC regulations can be viewed at various points on campus, including the weblary and plotting lounges, which are for mouse-potatoes ONLY you old-fashioned book junkies!
Furthermore, we should like to emphasize that plot bunnies are NOT allowed in the dorms, thank you very much, and we also request the more violent ones be kept on a leash at all times—not to be confused with them having you on a leash—with ball-and-chain devices to be used at their ‘owner’s’ discretion. While burning Mary-Sues at the stake, please be respectful of the fire code and do so no less than five hundred feet from the nearest University structure.
OTPs are, of course, under heavy scrutiny due to what happened Last Time, but do recall that OT3s are, ahem, discouraged. TWT is in direct violation of all sources of logic, and therefore has been eliminated from all dorm activity rosters, but WAFF is still legit for the timing being.
That being said, we also know that all these things shall occur anyway, and look forward to prosecuting you dutifully when your various crimes do, indeed, occur. Therefore, we again welcome you to UCY, and bade you enlist a psychoanalyst for the next four years of you miserable life.
Regards,
The Board of Random People
Why, it’s like they think I’m going to do something horrible and unfortunate! (Quickly snuffs out dynamite stick) …So, when’s the toga fiesta!? To-ga! To-ga! To-ga! X.X
Note: There’s a really great glossary of fan fiction terms on Wikipedia if you’re interested! :P Ah, Wikipedia… is there anything you can’t do? (Swoons)
((Look, we're noteworthy! O.o http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_fiction_terminology#AU.2FAT.2FAR.2FAH))
(Bursts into the room excitedly) OMG, Teh Epic has occurred! Listen hither, fellow maniacs!
Though you have managed to creep us out sufficiently with your impressive creepiness, it is our pleasure as members of this Board of Admissions to accept your application to the University of Yuri. Please do not harm our families or our various acquaintances. Furthermore, be sure to fill out every menial housing/meal/scratch-your-ass application that we spam your mailbox with for amusement purposes, and complete all proficiency tests that we generally force incoming freshmen to do as a similarly amusing hazing ritual.
This institution has been royally screwing with the collective perception of the nation for fifty-some-odd straight years, and we are pleased that you have selected our humble torture chambers to dwell within for the next monotonous four (if you’re lucky, 8+ if you’re not) years of your life. We have also taken the liberty of sending you a postcard informing you where the hell we are located, as you’ve probably only based your small-minded decision to apply solely on our mascot of Natsuki Kruger and Kuga Natsuki making out. You maniac.
Comeith Hither,
Dean of Very Important Individuals and Affiliated Titles that Don’t Actually Mean a Goddamn Thing but the Capital Letters Confuse People into Thinking We’re More Important than We Really Are so We Use a Freaking Lot of Them in a Vain Attempt to Outdo One Another.
HAHAHAH!! (Cackles triumphantly) Thanks to whomever crossed their fingers for me or broke someone else’s leg to get me in! I totally owe you guys something Epic that I will never deliver on! XD Hmm, let's start checking things off...
1.) The prestigious University of Yuri ACCEPTED
2.) The ever-elusive Cal State: Yaoi ACCEPTED
3.) The extremely selective FanGirl Prep NO REPLY YET
4.) The world-class FanFictioneer Community College ACCEPTED
5.) The state-of-the-art Hentai U NO REPLY YET
6.) The widely respected U of Ecchi NO REPLY YET
7.) The highly regarded Amorous Tech NO REPLY YET
8.) The elite Anime Institute of Anime ACCEPTED
9.) The very competitive School of Muse NO REPLY YET
10.) The fondly thought of Plot Bunny Conservatory ACCEPTED
11.) The world-renown University of the Perverted (U Perv) NO REPLY YET
Egad! In the immortal words of my YouTube friend Kago, “What the fuck!?” Colleges are less discerning than even I anticipated. O.0 This is a sign of a declining economy, I believe. We should all be freaking screaming now…
Bwahaha, I'm innnn! ...The fools. >:-{O
Once upon a time, Aurora's Muse decided that her servant had to go to college.
Muse: You must go to University.
The Muse’s student was stunned.
Aurora: B-but I can't read! <:O
Muse: I don’t care! You must go to University!
But where would the Muse’s servant go?
Aurora: *numbly* Where do you want me to go?
Muse: *wearing a creepy smile* Funny you should ask…
The Muse deposited a list of Universities that the Muse approved of on her servant’s lap.
1.) The prestigious University of Yuri
2.) The ever-elusive Cal State: Yaoi
3.) The extremely selective FanGirl Prep
4.) The world-class FanFictioneer Community College
5.) The state-of-the-art Hentai U
6.) The widely respected U of Ecchi
7.) The highly regarded Amorous Tech
8.) The elite Anime Institute of Anime
9.) The very competitive School of Muse
10.) The fondly thought of Plot Bunny Conservatory
11.) The world-renown University of the Perverted (U Perv)
Aurora: *ironically* I sense a theme here.
The Muse rounded on her servant.
Muse: Don't make me punish you again...
Aurora: *Sulking* I'll make the arrangements.
